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Strip 1337 of Quantum Vibe
Today on Quantum Vibe: Crazy talk
Strip 1337 - Click strip above to goto the next strip.
First Seen: Fri 2016-05-06
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Lea Jean Badelles
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Transcript For Strip 1337

Panel 1
Diana is still a bit flustered as she approaches a reception desk at the DataWars office. It is manned by a female Spyder.
Receptionist:
Diana: Um,
Diana: But, why am I seeing double?
Panel 2
The receptionist and Diana, who is non-plussed.
Receptionist: I see. Well, den, hay kin I hep u?
Diana: What? How do you know Zytemondish?
Receptionist: Zytewotish? Arnt u spikkin Loony?
Panel 3
The receptionist is almost as confused as Diana.
Diana: Uh, that sounds like crazy talk.
Receptionist: I spik ate diffrnt lingos. But ur lingo soundz strang.
Diana: Um, I'm from a far-away colony-world ...
Panel 4
The receptionist goes a bit cool. Diana presses on.
Receptionist: Dat makes senz. So, hay kin I hep u?
Diana: Um, I'd like to speak with Drusilla, if I may.
Receptionist: Do u hav a pointmint?
Diana: A pointmint?
Panel 5
Receptionist and Diana.
Diana: Oh, an appointment! No, I don't have one, but ...
Receptionist: Drusilla iz no takin pointmints nao. U can meet wid her mandger, Mr. Kinkaid.
Diana: Her manager? Ah, okay, can I see him now?
Panel 6
Receptionist and Diana. Diana looks disappointed, still a bit off-kilter.
Receptionist: I kin set a pointmint for u to meet for 30 minits.
Receptionist: Next openin iz for 14:30 onna 17th. Kin I hav ur naym?
Diana: Oh, it's, uh, Diana Loony I mean, Martelli. Um, yeah.


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