Transcript For Strip 1707

Panel 1
Eithne steps back a bit from Theo, who is still gradually getting taller, maturing.
Eithne: I seem to be lost, Theo. What is this place? It's quite lovely.
Theo: A country estate, almost 80 miles from London, in Suffolk.
Theo: My mother was friends with the Lady who owned the place with her husband.
Eithne (thought): Is he getting taller? Older?
Panel 2
Theo steps forward to close the space between them, and is focusing attention on Eithne's giant bow. He's now nearly as tall as she is.
Eithne: What are you ...
Theo: You know I always wondered about the giant bow on these Sailor Pixie costumes.
Theo: Why obscure the breasts while simultaneously emphasizing the silhouette?

Panel 3A
With a sharp tug, Theo pulls the giant bow away, exposing Eithne's upper form-fitting bodice.
Eithne: Don't -!
Theo: Ah, perky, but not threateningly large.

Panel 3B
Now Theo is stretching the collar of her bodice down over her shoulders. Angled so we only see her bare shoulders.
Eithne: Gah!
Theo: Well how else am I going to find out ...

Panel 4
Eithne clocks Theo with a roundhouse right.
SFX: CLOCK!!
Panel 5A
Theo is on the ground. He's now looking 12 again, and raging at Eithne as she looks down at him, perplexed.
Theo: YOU BITCH!
Theo: YOU HIT ME! {SOB}
Panel 5B
Same shot, but now Theo looks like a toddler. A shadow has fallen on the scene and Eithne is glancing upward to learn the cause.
Theo: YOU HURTED ME! {sob}
Theo: {sob} I DINDU NUFFIN!
Panel 6
Reverse angle: Eithne is now looking up at a giant version of fully-mature Android Theo towering over her.
Giant Theo: You are most certainly not welcome here!
Eithne: Not even if I let you play with my boobs?

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