Transcript For Strip 2047

Panel 1
Introducing Jerome Falstaff, correspondent with Notícias Inacreditável seated behind a desk with flashy graphics behind him including the NI logo.

Jerome: It is now five days since the murderous assault on our city, and tensions are rising.
Jerome: With those responsible remaining anonymous, a variety of troubling theories are circulating among the public.
Caption (on screen at bottom): Jerome Falstaff, NICorrespondent
Panel 2
An on-screen vignette of a clutch of Coneheads being menaced by a small angry mob. Jerome narrates from a cameo.

Jerome: Rumors of a planned invasion facilitated by Républicains Pour La Démocratie from five years ago have revived, and French-speaking Coneheads have become targets of hatred.
Panel 3
A shot of four of the Five Pillars walking down a corridor, fending off journos. Jerome continues narrating from his cameo.
Jerome: Citizens are looking to the Five Pillars and their advisors for answers and guidance, but so far the Pillars aren't talking.
Jerome: If the Assurance Agency heads know anything, they're not talking to us either.
Panel 4
Back to Jerome seated behind his desk.
Jerome: Their silence is worrisome, but just as worrisome is the answer to another question:
Jerome: Where is the fifth Pillar, Alyss Roaz?

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