Strip 1337 - Click strip above to goto the next strip.
First Seen: Fri 2016-05-06
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Lea Jean Badelles
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Hu Iz Alyss Roaz?
Quantum Vibe
A thousand years in the future, humanity has colonized worlds in nearly 100 galaxies, thanks to Quantum Vibremonic technologies developed five centuries earlier. Other new technologies have created various off-shoots of humanity and extended life expectancies five-fold. The story begins with how a mad scientist and his plucky assistant, along with their robot friend, brought humanity to the stars, and continues with the adventures of some unique people in fantastic places.
Not-Safe dot Kickstarter [ May 6, 2024 ]
The big news this week is that Scott is preparing to launch a Kickstarter for his other comic, the very much NSFW Not-Safe.Space.
This over-sized (8.5 x 11-inch), 48 page book contains Chapter 1 of this naughty sci-fi spin-off, featuring Eithne Lamdagan, who happens to be Alyss Roaz' 7th-great granddaughter, in case you didn't know.
The story picks up roughly 2 years after QUANTUM VIBE: Assimulation left off, as Eithne and her K'Tagon boyfriend Ralff, wander through the Galaxy of the Gamer Godz, playing as the CUSH Queen, working to re-balance a real-life RPG that her travelling companion Hugo Galvez left in a bit of a mess.
Only instead of Eithne's CUSH turning people into techno-zombies, as the Godz originally intended, Eithne wants to make them techno-Succubi/Incubi, spreading what she calls an "Erogene" factor rendering them too busy making love, to make war. And of course, Eithne gets wrapped up in her work.
The campaign will start on May 14, and the link for the pre-launch page is here.
Transcript For Strip 1337
Panel 1Diana is still a bit flustered as she approaches a reception desk at the DataWars office. It is manned by a female Spyder.
Receptionist:
Diana: Um,
Diana: But, why am I seeing double?
Panel 2
The receptionist and Diana, who is non-plussed.
Receptionist: I see. Well, den, hay kin I hep u?
Diana: What? How do you know Zytemondish?
Receptionist: Zytewotish? Arnt u spikkin Loony?
Panel 3
The receptionist is almost as confused as Diana.
Diana: Uh, that sounds like crazy talk.
Receptionist: I spik ate diffrnt lingos. But ur lingo soundz strang.
Diana: Um, I'm from a far-away colony-world ...
Panel 4
The receptionist goes a bit cool. Diana presses on.
Receptionist: Dat makes senz. So, hay kin I hep u?
Diana: Um, I'd like to speak with Drusilla, if I may.
Receptionist: Do u hav a pointmint?
Diana: A pointmint?
Panel 5
Receptionist and Diana.
Diana: Oh, an appointment! No, I don't have one, but ...
Receptionist: Drusilla iz no takin pointmints nao. U can meet wid her mandger, Mr. Kinkaid.
Diana: Her manager? Ah, okay, can I see him now?
Panel 6
Receptionist and Diana. Diana looks disappointed, still a bit off-kilter.
Receptionist: I kin set a pointmint for u to meet for 30 minits.
Receptionist: Next openin iz for 14:30 onna 17th. Kin I hav ur naym?
Diana: Oh, it's, uh, Diana Loony – I mean, Martelli. Um, yeah.
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