Transcript For Strip 1176

Panel 1
Bok is walking along a wooded pathway. We see signs of buildings through the trees.
Bok: Damn, this is a long way to walk.
Bok: Wish I had a buggy of my own.
Panel 2
He sees Lorri beckoning him from behind one of the trees.
Lorri: Pssst! Bok! Over here!
Bok: Lorri? What are you doing out here?
Lorri: I need to talk to you.
Panel 3A
Bok has walked into the wood, where Lorri is smiling and putting her hands on his shoulders, in a seductive pose.
Bok: What ...
Lorri: I want to make sure you understand me, Bok.
Lorri: There wasn't time at the monorail station.
Panel 3B
Lorri puts her hands under Bok's shirt, her face close to his. Bok is surprised but not resisting.
Bok: Uh, Lorri, are you sure ...
Lorri: Do you like me, Bok?
Voice OP: Better watch out, Bok ...
Panel 4A
Bok and Lorri turn to see Diana leaning against another tree, wearing a revealing, slinky outfit, looking vaguely predatory.
Diana: Once this party gets started, anything can happen.
Bok: Diana? I thought … you …
Panel 4B
Bok is now bracketed by both Lorri and Diana, who are angrily confronting one another.
Lorri: I certainly did not invite you to this party.
Diana: Who said this was your party?

Panel 5
Lorri and Diana have switched from fighting to seductive stances, and now have their hands all over Bok, but are getting a bit aggressive about it. Bok is confused and helpless.
Lorri: I suppose we'll have to share him, then.
Diana: Alright, you take the top part, and I'll take the more interesting part.
Panel 6
Cut to Bok's bedroom, Bok sitting up in bed, sweating.
Bok: This is so not helpful.

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