Transcript For Strip 1347

Panel 1
Gomez confronts Diana, who is not intimidated.
Gomez: Hao did u noh dat? Dat wuz not inna nooz reportz.
Diana: I'm good at finding things out. It's a matter of using the right search strings, mostly.
Panel 2
Gomez and Diana.
Gomez: O yeh? Wot elss do u noh?
Diana: That 8 days before he died, he did a report about a quack doctor who was diagnosing people with cancers they didn't have, so he could charge for treatments.
Panel 3
Medium c/u on Diana, explaining.
Diana: To prepare, the day before he underwent a complete medical examination, and passed with flying colors. Aside from mild obesity, he was completely healthy.
Diana: The quack 'examined' him, told him he had cancer, and sold him some pills.
Diana: The pills turned out to be ordinary colon-cleansers, not cancer-blockers.
Diana: Marrón's report exposed the quack and has resulted in hundreds of law-suits against that fraudster.
Panel 4
Two-shot Gomez and Diana
Gomez: An' ur poynt?
Diana: Marrón's massive coronary – inconveniently distant from medical facilities – was so unlikely that it had to be induced, somehow.
Diana: It's more likely he was murdered.
Panel 5
Again, Gomez turns away, with a dismissive wave.
Gomez: Dat iz very imaginativ, but u hav no proof to back dat claim.
Gomez: Murder iz a siryus madder, Senhorita Martelli.
Panel 6
We see Gomez' back as his inner office door irises closed behind him. Diana is left to stand there and fume.
Gomez: Leef da investigatin to da professhunulz. In Oz, reputashuns arr jealous guarded.
Gomez: Do not go makin siryus accuzationz widout da facts to back dem up.

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