Transcript For Strip 176

Panel 1
Seamus, Vanessa and Nicole, at the table, eating and not talking. But Vanessa and Nicole are exchanging sideways glances.
Seamus: …
Vanessa …
Nicole ...
Panel 2
Vanessa and Nicole rise from their seats. Seamus continues eating, pretending not to notice.
Vanessa: I need to go to the Ladie's Room.
Nicole: Me too.
Panel 3
Seamus continues eating.
No dialog.
Panel 4
The waiter is standing next to Seamus, proffering a menu.
Waiter: While your ladies are away talking about you, would you care to see a desert menu?
Seamus: Yes, thank you.
Panel 5
The ladies' room in the La Bocca restaurant. Vanessa and Nicole are at the mirror, primping.
Nicole: I was going to ask your impression of Seamus ...
Vanessa: Yes, little did you know he impressed me long ago.
Panel 6
Nicole looks at Vanessa with some trepidation.
Nicole: He impressed … did you two ever … do it?
Vanessa: Not that it's your business but, yes, we did.
Panel 7
Nicole looks disgusted. Vanessa decides to go for broke.
Nicole: Mother! Ewwww!
Vanessa: He wasn't the bloated giant 23 years ago that he is now.
Vanessa: Back then he was rather dashing, in an eccentric sort of way.

Panel 8
Vanessa smiles with satisfaction. Nicole looks like she just ate a bug.
Vanessa: In fact, his … rubinetto was quite impressive.
Nicole: Ow, gawd, I'm so sorry I asked.

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