Transcript For Strip 689

Panel 1
A video news program. Anchors are identified in taglines as Stephanie Munroe and Dean W. Michaels. Munroe is a lovely brunette baseline, Michaels is a long-faced Beltape. A runner at the bottom of the panel identifies the program as The M&M Report.
Monroe: This is the M&M Report, and welcome.
Michaels: Today we present our final posting about t'e War T'at Almost Was.

Panel 2
Appearing in the space behind the anchors is the big black planetoid, silhouetted against the Milky Way.
Munroe: In our previous updates we told you about the black-carbon planetoid which had been set on a path careening towards Ceres.
Michaels: And t'e clues planted to blame t'e Hygieans.

Panel 3
Appearing behind the anchors now are a montage of images of Richard Frumm, Chris Williams, Klamydia Geiss, and Burt Seepac, with identifying tag-lines.
Munroe: We told you about the people responsible – the officers of Vesta Vista Development company.
Michaels: Among ot'ers to be revealed later.

Panel 4
Now in the backspace are images of Chelsea Flemming and Ed Newsdon, with tag-lines identifying them.
Munroe: And of course, the two brave young people who brought this plot to light.
Michaels: Now, we will tell you how it was stopped, and the aftermat' ...

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