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First Seen: Fri 2014-05-16
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Zeke Bieser
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Transcript For Strip 835
Panel 1Inside the Quantum Express office, Murphy speaks with the Clerk a young baseline man standing behind the counter. The Clerk is smiling and confident.
Clerk: Can we get something to Hyperion in 68 days?
Clerk: Sure, we can get a package there in … let's see … 50 days if you want to go fastest way.
Panel 2
Closer shot of Clerk and Murphy.
Murphy: How much does fastest way cost?
Clerk: I need to know how big the package is. What're its mass and dimensions?
Murphy: 72 kilos, 170 by 60 by 90 centimeters.
Panel 3
The clerk eyes Murphy a bit suspiciously. Murphy deadpans.
Clerk: Contents?
Murphy: Me.
Panel 4
The clerk isn't smiling now.
Clerk: I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't ship sapients. Not even arti-folk.
Clerk: It raises too many liability issues.
Panel 5
Murphy doesn't give up.
Murphy: Look, I have GOT to get to Hyperion by December 25th.
Muprhy: How do your packages get shipped? There aren't any freighters scheduled that could make it that soon, I've checked.
Panel 6
The Clerk grins slyly at Murphy, who looks doubtful.
Clerk: That's a trade secret, ma'am.
Murphy: No doubt. What will you take for that secret? I'll sign non-disclosure and non-compete if you insist.
Panel 7
Now the Clerk looks a bit more bashful. Murphy is taken aback.
Clerk: Well, um … I don't have a girlfriend these days, and you're quite beautiful.
Clerk: How about a date?
Panel 8A
Close-up on Murphy, weighing the situation.
No dialog.
Panel 8B
Close-up on Murphy, her jaw set in grim resolve.
Murphy: If your secret doesn't get me where I want to go I'll rip your nuts off.
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