Today on Quantum Vibe: An ass-burger Strip 1108 - Click strip above to goto the next strip.
First Seen: Tue 2015-06-16
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Lea Jean Badelles Sci-Fi Adventure Monday & Thursday.
Hu Iz Alyss Roaz?
Quantum Vibe
A thousand years in the future, humanity has colonized worlds in nearly
100 galaxies, thanks to Quantum Vibremonic technologies developed five
centuries earlier. Other new technologies have created various
off-shoots of humanity and extended life expectancies five-fold. The
story begins with how a mad scientist and his plucky assistant, along
with their robot friend, brought humanity to the stars, and continues
with the adventures of some unique people in fantastic places.
Panel 1
Bok and Zander take their seats in the monorail. An older woman sitting in the row in front is looking annoyed by their conversation.
Bok: Zander, we're friends because you're an ass-burger, but that's not the same as being an asshole.
Zander: That's 'Asperger,' and only an asshole would tell me that to my face.
Bok: Exactly. But my friend, he's a whole different level of asshole. I'm the fun kind, he's the nasty kind.
Panel 2
Zander shudders as Bok takes the joke a bit too far. Zander cringes as the woman in front of them turns to object.
Bok: But you know, he does like rim-jobs, so if you're willing to ...
Woman: THAT'S ENOUGH! I don't have to sit here and listen to your … your childish obscenities!
Panel 3
Now Zander grins as Bok turns his barbs towards the woman, who is shocked into silence.
Bok: Oh, I'm sorry my obscenity isn't up to your obviously sophisticated taste.
Bok: We could discuss the sublime charms of sado-masochism, if you prefer.
Bok: However, if you're into necrophilia, I'm afraid I don't have enough experience with that to offer an informed opinion.