Today on Quantum Vibe: An ass-burger Strip 1108 - Click strip above to goto the next strip.
First Seen: Tue 2015-06-16
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Lea Jean Badelles Sci-Fi Adventure Monday & Thursday.
Hu Iz Alyss Roaz?
Quantum Vibe
A thousand years in the future, humanity has colonized worlds in nearly
100 galaxies, thanks to Quantum Vibremonic technologies developed five
centuries earlier. Other new technologies have created various
off-shoots of humanity and extended life expectancies five-fold. The
story begins with how a mad scientist and his plucky assistant, along
with their robot friend, brought humanity to the stars, and continues
with the adventures of some unique people in fantastic places.
What Comes Next [ Mar 18, 2024 ]
The war is over, but This Means War has a ways to go. Novo Paolo/Bubbleopolis is still in a nebula/stellar nursery, no one knows what happened to the planet Sharen (center of the Intergalactic Council), and the status of the now-surrendered Invaders is yet to be resolved. What will they do when they learn their homeworld is basically destroyed? Will Alyss and Li be re-united? How about Diana (the real one) and Otto?
These questions will be resolved in the next few weeks, before This Means War part 3 wraps in late May.
After that, I plan to go BACK in time about 400 years, to when Alyss and Li left their home in the Sol System to colonize a new world on the far side of the galaxy. As one might expect, hijinks ensue. New subtitle yet to be determined, start date sometime in around the start of July. Stay tuned!
Panel 1
Bok and Zander take their seats in the monorail. An older woman sitting in the row in front is looking annoyed by their conversation.
Bok: Zander, we're friends because you're an ass-burger, but that's not the same as being an asshole.
Zander: That's 'Asperger,' and only an asshole would tell me that to my face.
Bok: Exactly. But my friend, he's a whole different level of asshole. I'm the fun kind, he's the nasty kind.
Panel 2
Zander shudders as Bok takes the joke a bit too far. Zander cringes as the woman in front of them turns to object.
Bok: But you know, he does like rim-jobs, so if you're willing to ...
Woman: THAT'S ENOUGH! I don't have to sit here and listen to your … your childish obscenities!
Panel 3
Now Zander grins as Bok turns his barbs towards the woman, who is shocked into silence.
Bok: Oh, I'm sorry my obscenity isn't up to your obviously sophisticated taste.
Bok: We could discuss the sublime charms of sado-masochism, if you prefer.
Bok: However, if you're into necrophilia, I'm afraid I don't have enough experience with that to offer an informed opinion.