Today on Quantum Vibe: Insults are how we express respect Strip 1560 - Click strip above to goto the next strip.
First Seen: Fri 2017-03-24
Story & Art: Scott Bieser - Colors: Lea Jean Badelles Sci-Fi Adventure Monday & Thursday.
To boldly go where no manic pixie dream girl has gone before.
A thousand years in the future, humanity has colonized worlds in nearly
100 galaxies, thanks to Quantum Vibremonic technologies developed five
centuries earlier. Other new technologies have created various
off-shoots of humanity and extended life expectancies five-fold. The
story begins with how a mad scientist and his plucky assistant, along
with their robot friend, brought humanity to the stars, and continues
with the adventures of some unique people in fantastic places.
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Eithne is still on the bench but now has her feet up on it with her back propped against the side-wall. Over in the doorway we see Agent Ppppbbthshpt, tablet in hand, with a big security guard standing behind him.
AP: Subject Enya Lawndragon, you are to come with me.
Eithne: Oh hello, pencil-beak. Broken any hearts lately?
Eithne is on her feet, walking towards her jailer.
AP: You should know that I have a translator and understand your insults.
AP: They will not help you here.
Eithne: Don't take it personally, fart-face. I'm just bein' me.
Eithne pauses before entering the doorway, looking worriedly at the lights in the jamb. AP indicates the tablet she's holding.
Eithne: Uhh ...
AP: Your security collar has been re-oriented towards me.
AP: Until we reach our destination, it will activate only if you move more than four mezzes from me.
AP leads Eithne up the corridor, with the big security guard following. AP is looking at the tablet.
Eithne: How far is four mezzes?
AP: Far enough. Just stay with me as we go through.
Eithne: Where are we going, anyway?
Moving quickly, Eithne snatches the tablet out of AP's hands.
AP: To your ...
Eithne: Ooooh, pretty!
Eithne: Lemme see! I love gadgets!
The guard punches the side of Eithne's head, knocking her off balance, and she drops the tablet.
AP: You are not authorized to handle correctional equipment!